November 26th, 2016

Hi guys,

Guess no one comes here anymore, huh?

I don't even know how I managed to sign in here but I'm glad blogspot doesn't asks for passwords. 

Anyway, just thought I'd pen something down to say I missed you guys. 

Sign out, 
4.35am, Saturday, November 26th, 2016. 

Manila

My turn to go Manila tomorrow.

Would hate to face directory problems and currently have new found fear about having no one to try 'baloot' with.

Also, I'm fasting. Bleh ke nk tahan temptation2 yg siot kat Manila nnt nie?! Grr. Siot laa..


Yg takut,
b4by

Directories please

The shopping malls in Manila is missing one very important thing - DIRECTORIES!
There is no shop lot number as well... so imagine if u are looking for a shop in one gigantic mall, u have to walk the whole freaking mall!

The ppl who set up the malls here shud really go n take a study tour to One Utama or Sunway Pyramid.. geeezzz...

"Associaateee"

I miss retards too..

Kthanksbai

SM Megamall Ortigas!

Imagine this huge freaking mall right... about 1km in lenght and has 2 toilets per floor, and its at opposite ends! CHICKENNUTBREAD!


P/S I MISS DA TARDS!


K.THX.BAI

"Camera inside the Camera" with DSLR

Hey folks,

I guess it has been a long time since the last blog. *about 12 hours?*

Well, today I gona talk about the latest trend of taking pictures with DSLR camera which I would like to call it a trend of "Take picture with DSLR" *lame!*.

And when this trend comes into my life, I tend to make fun of it. What about the fun?

So, when you owned yourself a DSLR, you take pictures (Scene, people, smile, shit, damn!~, etc)......

But when I owned a DSLR camera, I took this....

What's wrong with searching a life partner for my baby(my DSLR) ... you can actually do that, and it is excited and fun, taking photo of others while others are taking photo...

Exciting and the best part... you will then realize, most of them are taking a backpack....

Wana be pro? take a backpack while you take picture...

K Thanks bai

Nicholas Ooi

Fireworks!

No, it's not Katy Perry's latest song that I'm talking about.

It's those freaking Hokkiens and their celebration last night that I'm complaining about now!

I know it's an annual event for them and it's only that one night but is it really necessary to start praying at 1a.m - 3a.m?

I have a freaking migraine because of this stupid event.

Chinese New Year has 15 days.. and that's 15 days of torture! All those effin' fireworks.

Didn't 999 just caught a whole bunch of them? Next thing you know, they have another stall up at the pasar malam. Grrrr!!

I was so tempted to call the cops last night and had even imagined the conversation:
Cop Lady Operator: 999, panggilan kecemasan.
Yi-Wen: SAYA MAU TIDO AR!! YOU ALL TAK RIMAS DENGAN BOOM BOOM BOOM KAT BACKGROUND SOUND I KERRR!?!? GRRR... *tooot tooot tooot tooot*
Cop Lady Operator: o.O"?

GAH! CNY is so intolerable if it means I can't sleep late and have to work the next day.

K.Thanks.Bai
b4by

Happy Ribbit Year 2011

Dear Retards,

Just wanna wish u all happy cny 2011.
And I wan complain bout the firecrackers that go on after midnite.


Kthanksbai

Okay is time to contribute

SHIT LA WE ALL...

CREATE BLOG but don't write anything ... hahahahhaa

I wanted to complain how can number 10 win everything ...

sienz to the max .... and how can i spend my whole night looking at my iPhone ... shit la .. who the hell invented this shit ...

this is making the whole hong kong citizen crazy about this phone ... estimated 60% of the hong kee own an iphone at least 2G... gosh ....

besides ... i wanted to complain so much about food here in hong kong la ...aiyo ... i damn miss nasi lemak, corner , and 223... haihz

kThanksBai
Nooi nooi

Retarded Cops

As most have already known, my dad was involved in a car accident. Not with another but with a high school malay kid. How did it happen? Like this. Car moving slow as usual in Sri Petaling. High school kid ran out from a blind corner (lorry blocking his view from oncoming traffic) and hit my dad's car and knocked down. Bleeding from head to nose to mouth.

Ok, that's the story but not in full. So here it is. Went to town to make police report with my dad. Press for number, wait for our turn. Turn came, type report in computer. I think it's very well known that my BM is top notch. So, in order not to show my chun-ness skill in writing, wrote the whole thing in English. (mind you, I've asked the lady officer and she said it can be written in English) After processing, they print the report out, signed walked to find the police officer to talk about the case.

Police officer : Kenapa tulis dalam bahasa engrish?

Me : Tadi itu perempuan punya police--

Dad : Sorry bang, BM tak kuat.

Police officer : Boleh cakap BM tapi tak boleh tulis?

Me : Tadi tanya dia itu boleh tulis--

Dad : Sorry bang, tulis tak sama cakap. Cakap pasar BM tulis tak boleh.

Police officer : Sekarang saya mau translate semua.

OMFG at this stage i really wanna slap him. Why can't he fucking learn english? What happened if there's a fucking gwai lou who comes and make a police fucking report? Ask them to write in BM? Goto school and learn BM? After learning only write?

Police officer : Kenapa tak tanya orang?

Me : Aku tanya itu perem--

Dad : Semua busy, tak cukup orang tolong.

Police officer : Ada foreman cina sana? Tak tanya?

Me : Look, everyone is bu--

Dad : Mereka semua pun busy.

Oh at this fucking stage, my dad pissing me off too. Everytime I tried to say something he cuts me off. Woa. I tell you. In order to save my sanity, I calmly walked off and smoke downstairs.

-kthxbai.

I Can't Stand Slobs!

Grrr!! 

Came to work to find an empty Maggi Hot Cup on my table, still stenched with its curry flavoured MSG!

I swear if magic exists, I'll leave a curse on everyone and anyone to lose a limb everytime they misplace their belongings or rubbish!

K.Thanks.Bai

b4by

KTHANKSBAI

HI

KTHANKSBAI

saint is dying

i want to complain because i am dying...
coz i miss travelling so badly..

yes! till the extend that i am really dying...killing me soft...ohhhh.........

can some1 understand me at all??.. no i think not..
btw im crapping.. coz im desperate in need of a getaway now..
but at the same time happy coz today is a freaking friday! who doesn't love fridays?..tell me pls..

some random shocking facts:

1. nooi might becoming mr hk.. a retard becoming mr hk~! an accomplishment. gambateh..train your duragon pls

2. moi's garden wedding is next yr june 2011.. i am hereby confirming my attendance..

3. selinda is going phuket.... kitty yiwen going KK... and im dead jealous.. i want to tag along..

4. my parents officially obsessed with the world cup now... im lacking of sleeps every night..pls helpppppppppppppppppppppppp

5. umm... err..



Kthanksbai

Local Radio Stations

I wanna complain the local radio stations for playing Michael Jackson songs over and over again today and some even said that they will be doing this over the weekend too!
Arghh.. its ok if its just one or two stations.. but ALL of it?? Do we really need to listen to "the Man in the Mirror" 500 freaking times!!? and the never ending debate if it was a suicide or a murder!?
I never really liked MJ's songs to start with.. I only like them when I can watch his mtvs and his dance moves.
Seriously.. when he died the radio stations already celebrated his life by playing his songs over and over again (exactly what they are doing now again) and that drove me insane!

It's now a year.. get over it.. stop making us listen to his songs over and over again.
This is just making me hate MJ although he is dead.. I hate him for dying! I hate him that he did not live FOREVER so I could be spared of this misery..
I seriously need to find my mix cd compilation and put it in my car!

Kthanksbai

YAWN!

BI'm complaining that I have nothing to do.

-kthxbai.

Rotten Tomatoes for Sale at MBG Fruit Stall

See this brand? Good. 

Memorize it! 

Carve an image of it in your head and make sure you be careful when buying fruits from this stall because you have been warned here at K.Thanks.Bai that something terribly wrong went on here that leads to this post!!

On an ill-fated 1st of June 2010, Ryan bought me a packet of cherry tomatoes from this branch in Jaya 33 and we were up for some sort of sick prank because in it, we found rotten cherry tomatoes.. 

Rotten how? 

Rotten like this! 

It's like a mixture of mayo + seaweed + bird shit -like fungus that has grown on the tomatoes making it look like some alien form has taken life onto these poor little vegetable fruits and it took a terribly wrong turn. 

When I told Ryan about it, he went back down with the packet of alien eggs and took it back to the stall.

The staff hushed him up with 2 packs of pear and he came back up to show me that he has successfully pacified the situation. 

Lucky, I took a picture of it because I didn't want anyone else falling into the same trap!! 

Earlier today, I went to their website in attempt to complaint about the situation and found a suggestion form. It's NOT a complaint form, it's a suggestion form but it was all cool. So as I was happily suggesting what I thought about them, I realised two things.

    

First, was their tagline. 

Everyday Fresh @ MBG! 

Fresh? FRESH!?! 

FRESH MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Second, was the first line in the suggestion form stating, 'Your satisfaction is our No. 1 priority.'

Because their suggestion form does not allow me to attach the picture that I have taken, I'm unable to express how satisfied I am. But I have a scale to show how satisfied I am.. I've even taken liberty in drawing it out for you..

You have been warned.

k.thanks.bai.

b4by

traffic jams

traffic jams = impatient = no mood = moody = yelling = screaming = head wanna burst = pulling hair = can i just stay at home and not drive? KNS!!

Stupid Questions in: Malaysian Immigration FAQ's

Q: I had a fight with my wife. As a result she tore my passport. What action do I have to take to get a replacement of my passport? How long does it take to get the replacement?

A: You can submit your application at the nearest Immigration Office by filling in the passport application form and a Questionnaire Form (IMM.42C). Based on our client charter, the process will take a period of one (1) month.

K.Thanks.Bai

b4by

JetStar Website

is riddled with errors. Makes a living hell for system analyst like us. Gaaaaah. Trying to test a booking from point a to point b, FOUR issues came out. Way to go. Seriously. I hope they better fix it, at least it will minimize the call queue.

-kthxbai.

Cheapskate headsets

I hate the headsets we have to wear for 8hrs at work!

It hurts my ear.

Here's a pic of the sucky headset and how my ear will look like if I continue wearing this for the next 5 years!

Worst of all these headsets are not wireless so you are chained to your desk like kambings!

Baahhh!!!

Kthanksbai

Ming Tien

Ming Tien... food court in Taman Megah.

Amazing food, and rather affordable. It's the type of food court that accomodates for everyone. Whether your a lagger drinking Brute or a student that just wants to kick back and read/surf or even just hang out, Ming Tien offers a variety of choices when it comes to food. from the usual Street food, to Savoury Chinese style soupy dishes to that Fried egg and oyster, with abit of western and Italian, local favorites are also present with Satay and Char kuey Teow.

Ming Tien , because of its diversity and quality is always packed! rain or shine there will be people. on Normal days you can get a table. but when football is on damn that son of a bitch is packed.the most frustrating thing about Ming Tien however is their waiters! i mean seriously... just trying to get their attention!!! alot of times when i've gone there, most of us would have been done with our meals before we can flag down one of these immigrants to order our drink. i reckon the management tried to solve this issue. they came up with beepers for these waiters. at each table there would be a little button which customers could use to signal a waiter. Problem with us being Malaysian, well go figure. everyone was freaking spamming that button. so the management removed it. and till Today. nothing has improved. it still takes forever to get our drinks.

Finding Parking in the Curve on a Public Holiday is easier then getting a nice cold LARGE Orange Juice.

K.THX.BAI