Ok, that's the story but not in full. So here it is. Went to town to make police report with my dad. Press for number, wait for our turn. Turn came, type report in computer. I think it's very well known that my BM is top notch. So, in order not to show my chun-ness skill in writing, wrote the whole thing in English. (mind you, I've asked the lady officer and she said it can be written in English) After processing, they print the report out, signed walked to find the police officer to talk about the case.
Police officer : Kenapa tulis dalam bahasa engrish?
Me : Tadi itu perempuan punya police--
Dad : Sorry bang, BM tak kuat.
Police officer : Boleh cakap BM tapi tak boleh tulis?
Me : Tadi tanya dia itu boleh tulis--
Dad : Sorry bang, tulis tak sama cakap. Cakap pasar BM tulis tak boleh.
Police officer : Sekarang saya mau translate semua.
OMFG at this stage i really wanna slap him. Why can't he fucking learn english? What happened if there's a fucking gwai lou who comes and make a police fucking report? Ask them to write in BM? Goto school and learn BM? After learning only write?
Police officer : Kenapa tak tanya orang?
Me : Aku tanya itu perem--
Dad : Semua busy, tak cukup orang tolong.
Police officer : Ada foreman cina sana? Tak tanya?
Me : Look, everyone is bu--
Dad : Mereka semua pun busy.
Oh at this fucking stage, my dad pissing me off too. Everytime I tried to say something he cuts me off. Woa. I tell you. In order to save my sanity, I calmly walked off and smoke downstairs.
-kthxbai.
