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saint is dying

i want to complain because i am dying...
coz i miss travelling so badly..

yes! till the extend that i am really dying...killing me soft...ohhhh.........

can some1 understand me at all??.. no i think not..
btw im crapping.. coz im desperate in need of a getaway now..
but at the same time happy coz today is a freaking friday! who doesn't love fridays?..tell me pls..

some random shocking facts:

1. nooi might becoming mr hk.. a retard becoming mr hk~! an accomplishment. gambateh..train your duragon pls

2. moi's garden wedding is next yr june 2011.. i am hereby confirming my attendance..

3. selinda is going phuket.... kitty yiwen going KK... and im dead jealous.. i want to tag along..

4. my parents officially obsessed with the world cup now... im lacking of sleeps every night..pls helpppppppppppppppppppppppp

5. umm... err..



Kthanksbai

Local Radio Stations

I wanna complain the local radio stations for playing Michael Jackson songs over and over again today and some even said that they will be doing this over the weekend too!
Arghh.. its ok if its just one or two stations.. but ALL of it?? Do we really need to listen to "the Man in the Mirror" 500 freaking times!!? and the never ending debate if it was a suicide or a murder!?
I never really liked MJ's songs to start with.. I only like them when I can watch his mtvs and his dance moves.
Seriously.. when he died the radio stations already celebrated his life by playing his songs over and over again (exactly what they are doing now again) and that drove me insane!

It's now a year.. get over it.. stop making us listen to his songs over and over again.
This is just making me hate MJ although he is dead.. I hate him for dying! I hate him that he did not live FOREVER so I could be spared of this misery..
I seriously need to find my mix cd compilation and put it in my car!

Kthanksbai

YAWN!

BI'm complaining that I have nothing to do.

-kthxbai.

Rotten Tomatoes for Sale at MBG Fruit Stall

See this brand? Good. 

Memorize it! 

Carve an image of it in your head and make sure you be careful when buying fruits from this stall because you have been warned here at K.Thanks.Bai that something terribly wrong went on here that leads to this post!!

On an ill-fated 1st of June 2010, Ryan bought me a packet of cherry tomatoes from this branch in Jaya 33 and we were up for some sort of sick prank because in it, we found rotten cherry tomatoes.. 

Rotten how? 

Rotten like this! 

It's like a mixture of mayo + seaweed + bird shit -like fungus that has grown on the tomatoes making it look like some alien form has taken life onto these poor little vegetable fruits and it took a terribly wrong turn. 

When I told Ryan about it, he went back down with the packet of alien eggs and took it back to the stall.

The staff hushed him up with 2 packs of pear and he came back up to show me that he has successfully pacified the situation. 

Lucky, I took a picture of it because I didn't want anyone else falling into the same trap!! 

Earlier today, I went to their website in attempt to complaint about the situation and found a suggestion form. It's NOT a complaint form, it's a suggestion form but it was all cool. So as I was happily suggesting what I thought about them, I realised two things.

    

First, was their tagline. 

Everyday Fresh @ MBG! 

Fresh? FRESH!?! 

FRESH MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Second, was the first line in the suggestion form stating, 'Your satisfaction is our No. 1 priority.'

Because their suggestion form does not allow me to attach the picture that I have taken, I'm unable to express how satisfied I am. But I have a scale to show how satisfied I am.. I've even taken liberty in drawing it out for you..

You have been warned.

k.thanks.bai.

b4by

traffic jams

traffic jams = impatient = no mood = moody = yelling = screaming = head wanna burst = pulling hair = can i just stay at home and not drive? KNS!!

Stupid Questions in: Malaysian Immigration FAQ's

Q: I had a fight with my wife. As a result she tore my passport. What action do I have to take to get a replacement of my passport? How long does it take to get the replacement?

A: You can submit your application at the nearest Immigration Office by filling in the passport application form and a Questionnaire Form (IMM.42C). Based on our client charter, the process will take a period of one (1) month.

K.Thanks.Bai

b4by

JetStar Website

is riddled with errors. Makes a living hell for system analyst like us. Gaaaaah. Trying to test a booking from point a to point b, FOUR issues came out. Way to go. Seriously. I hope they better fix it, at least it will minimize the call queue.

-kthxbai.

Cheapskate headsets

I hate the headsets we have to wear for 8hrs at work!

It hurts my ear.

Here's a pic of the sucky headset and how my ear will look like if I continue wearing this for the next 5 years!

Worst of all these headsets are not wireless so you are chained to your desk like kambings!

Baahhh!!!

Kthanksbai

Ming Tien

Ming Tien... food court in Taman Megah.

Amazing food, and rather affordable. It's the type of food court that accomodates for everyone. Whether your a lagger drinking Brute or a student that just wants to kick back and read/surf or even just hang out, Ming Tien offers a variety of choices when it comes to food. from the usual Street food, to Savoury Chinese style soupy dishes to that Fried egg and oyster, with abit of western and Italian, local favorites are also present with Satay and Char kuey Teow.

Ming Tien , because of its diversity and quality is always packed! rain or shine there will be people. on Normal days you can get a table. but when football is on damn that son of a bitch is packed.the most frustrating thing about Ming Tien however is their waiters! i mean seriously... just trying to get their attention!!! alot of times when i've gone there, most of us would have been done with our meals before we can flag down one of these immigrants to order our drink. i reckon the management tried to solve this issue. they came up with beepers for these waiters. at each table there would be a little button which customers could use to signal a waiter. Problem with us being Malaysian, well go figure. everyone was freaking spamming that button. so the management removed it. and till Today. nothing has improved. it still takes forever to get our drinks.

Finding Parking in the Curve on a Public Holiday is easier then getting a nice cold LARGE Orange Juice.

K.THX.BAI

PKNS Immigration Officers

So yesterday after work, on the dot 4pm I zoomed off to shah alam.. doesn't help that its raining.
Reached PKNS and by the time got parking was bout 4.35pm. Got lost abit finding the darn office... Okie than finally got there.. checked out the kiosk, saw a notice that says passport will be available for collect the next day for payments made after 3pm. So I tot oh than means still can drop in the passport?? Than was pressing all the buttons on the machine but not working. An officer actually walked in the kiosk to the office and totally ignored us. Bronx said the machine is off, so i din wanna waste anymore time and went to the office counters. Bronx stayed back and knocked on the glass door of the office in the kiosk area there and asked bout the machine and was told it closes at 4.30pm and to go to the counter which closes at 5pm. Hmm didn't see anywhere the opening hrs for the kiosk but maybe did not have time to read all the fine prints.

Anyway went to the office counter.. the officer that mans the reception desk is no where to be seen. So went straight to the counter, a dulan lady officer was sitting there... i told her i wan to renew passport.. she look at me very sien and say closed liow. I glanced at the clock right behind her and asked her don't u guys close at 5pm? The clock was showing 4.50pm at that moment. She looked at the clock and than shouted to her colleague... kak ada orang nak bout passport ni...
Than I dunno i think the kak yelled back dah tutup... or something. Anyway a male officer came over, guess he is a senior staff or supervisor? Told me same thing, they have closed now (hmm wonder if thats the case why are they hanging around at the counter for, wow didn't know gov staff so hardworking... counter close but still staying back and hanging around the counter to advise customers they have closed) Zzz anyway I lazy want to argue, never resorted to being a drama queen to get things done. Already expected to get crappy service from our beloved gov servants. You know all the crappy tagline something like utamakan warganegara.. is just plain nonsense... just like the whole 1 malaysia shit! If ever there is a day that I actually get excellent service from a chirpy and helpful gov staff... i will get a heart attack, get a stroke, foam in my mouth, wither up and die right there on the spot!

Kthanksbai

complains damnit! complains!

Isn't this a complain blog? Fine. Give everyone until next week 14th June 2010 before I start complaining about you all not complaining!

Went to doctor yesterday. ML (as usual). Reach at 3pm. Wait for doctor to finish lunch 3.30pm. Went inside he told me I got flu and my whatever in my throat is inflamed. Gave me medication to cover both day and night. Ask me to get well before World Cup starts. Oh WTF. The best WTF would be. "Boy, I know people say I'm crazy, support England ok?" Here you are. Doctor Suresh's words.

Wake up in the morning w/ blood on my panties

Grab my pads, I’m out the door with them riding my fanny.

Before I leave, brush my teeth, with cramps on my back.

Coz when I bleed for the day, I ain’t coming back.

I’m talking about menstrual flows, flows. My stomach always bloats, bloats.

Aching from head to toe, toe.

Hips-winding, acting all bitchy, bleeding all over the city,

walking like I’m a little bit tipsy,

Won’t stop, make it stop

PMS, blowing my mood up.

Tonight, imma bleed,

Til the end of the week.

Tiktok on the clock, but the bleeding don’t stop no, ohwoahoh.

Oh, ooohwoahoh.

-kthxbai.

urg

wednesday is ending... yay... kind of... tomorrow is thurs. so.. 2 more days to Friday...
ya.. i'm crapping.. did not bother to do the caps also.

shit... every week also countdown to weekend..

btw, what should we write here in this blog?? anything?
and why am i the only one wrote a post.. where are the rest..

KTHANKSBAI!

1st post ... OF COZ by none other than JESSAINT!!!

This is our official retard's pic...
and love the KTHANKSBAI name.. whose idea was that??.. and who created the banner.. love it..

by the way.. pls do not miss the saint.. as she shall see you all in your dreams tonight..

*sprinkle some holy water to everybody

kthanksbai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!