Directories please

The shopping malls in Manila is missing one very important thing - DIRECTORIES!
There is no shop lot number as well... so imagine if u are looking for a shop in one gigantic mall, u have to walk the whole freaking mall!

The ppl who set up the malls here shud really go n take a study tour to One Utama or Sunway Pyramid.. geeezzz...

"Associaateee"

I miss retards too..

Kthanksbai

SM Megamall Ortigas!

Imagine this huge freaking mall right... about 1km in lenght and has 2 toilets per floor, and its at opposite ends! CHICKENNUTBREAD!


P/S I MISS DA TARDS!


K.THX.BAI

"Camera inside the Camera" with DSLR

Hey folks,

I guess it has been a long time since the last blog. *about 12 hours?*

Well, today I gona talk about the latest trend of taking pictures with DSLR camera which I would like to call it a trend of "Take picture with DSLR" *lame!*.

And when this trend comes into my life, I tend to make fun of it. What about the fun?

So, when you owned yourself a DSLR, you take pictures (Scene, people, smile, shit, damn!~, etc)......

But when I owned a DSLR camera, I took this....

What's wrong with searching a life partner for my baby(my DSLR) ... you can actually do that, and it is excited and fun, taking photo of others while others are taking photo...

Exciting and the best part... you will then realize, most of them are taking a backpack....

Wana be pro? take a backpack while you take picture...

K Thanks bai

Nicholas Ooi

Fireworks!

No, it's not Katy Perry's latest song that I'm talking about.

It's those freaking Hokkiens and their celebration last night that I'm complaining about now!

I know it's an annual event for them and it's only that one night but is it really necessary to start praying at 1a.m - 3a.m?

I have a freaking migraine because of this stupid event.

Chinese New Year has 15 days.. and that's 15 days of torture! All those effin' fireworks.

Didn't 999 just caught a whole bunch of them? Next thing you know, they have another stall up at the pasar malam. Grrrr!!

I was so tempted to call the cops last night and had even imagined the conversation:
Cop Lady Operator: 999, panggilan kecemasan.
Yi-Wen: SAYA MAU TIDO AR!! YOU ALL TAK RIMAS DENGAN BOOM BOOM BOOM KAT BACKGROUND SOUND I KERRR!?!? GRRR... *tooot tooot tooot tooot*
Cop Lady Operator: o.O"?

GAH! CNY is so intolerable if it means I can't sleep late and have to work the next day.

K.Thanks.Bai
b4by

Happy Ribbit Year 2011

Dear Retards,

Just wanna wish u all happy cny 2011.
And I wan complain bout the firecrackers that go on after midnite.


Kthanksbai

Okay is time to contribute

SHIT LA WE ALL...

CREATE BLOG but don't write anything ... hahahahhaa

I wanted to complain how can number 10 win everything ...

sienz to the max .... and how can i spend my whole night looking at my iPhone ... shit la .. who the hell invented this shit ...

this is making the whole hong kong citizen crazy about this phone ... estimated 60% of the hong kee own an iphone at least 2G... gosh ....

besides ... i wanted to complain so much about food here in hong kong la ...aiyo ... i damn miss nasi lemak, corner , and 223... haihz

kThanksBai
Nooi nooi

Retarded Cops

As most have already known, my dad was involved in a car accident. Not with another but with a high school malay kid. How did it happen? Like this. Car moving slow as usual in Sri Petaling. High school kid ran out from a blind corner (lorry blocking his view from oncoming traffic) and hit my dad's car and knocked down. Bleeding from head to nose to mouth.

Ok, that's the story but not in full. So here it is. Went to town to make police report with my dad. Press for number, wait for our turn. Turn came, type report in computer. I think it's very well known that my BM is top notch. So, in order not to show my chun-ness skill in writing, wrote the whole thing in English. (mind you, I've asked the lady officer and she said it can be written in English) After processing, they print the report out, signed walked to find the police officer to talk about the case.

Police officer : Kenapa tulis dalam bahasa engrish?

Me : Tadi itu perempuan punya police--

Dad : Sorry bang, BM tak kuat.

Police officer : Boleh cakap BM tapi tak boleh tulis?

Me : Tadi tanya dia itu boleh tulis--

Dad : Sorry bang, tulis tak sama cakap. Cakap pasar BM tulis tak boleh.

Police officer : Sekarang saya mau translate semua.

OMFG at this stage i really wanna slap him. Why can't he fucking learn english? What happened if there's a fucking gwai lou who comes and make a police fucking report? Ask them to write in BM? Goto school and learn BM? After learning only write?

Police officer : Kenapa tak tanya orang?

Me : Aku tanya itu perem--

Dad : Semua busy, tak cukup orang tolong.

Police officer : Ada foreman cina sana? Tak tanya?

Me : Look, everyone is bu--

Dad : Mereka semua pun busy.

Oh at this fucking stage, my dad pissing me off too. Everytime I tried to say something he cuts me off. Woa. I tell you. In order to save my sanity, I calmly walked off and smoke downstairs.

-kthxbai.